Author Archives: socialpariah

  1. Re: My Current Facebook Status

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    July 6, 2013 by socialpariah

    1. Did you know that if you change ONE LETTER in “status,” it becomes, “STATUE?” The fluid, kinetic nature of …
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  2. May 29th, huh?

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    July 1, 2013 by socialpariah

    1.  I often tell people not to apologize for the way they live.  Don’t apologize for how messy your car …
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  3. Quick Apology Pointz.

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    March 30, 2013 by socialpariah

    -I can apologize for my absence, but it would take an entire bullet fraught with actual reasons that would appear …
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  4. Three things about bison and weddings, but not Bison Weddings

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    March 11, 2013 by socialpariah

    Tonight, I go to Ted’s Montana Grill for the first time, ever.  I was told once that, when faced with …
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  5. Three things.

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    February 25, 2013 by socialpariah

    1. Today my mom and I went to Michael’s Arts and Crafts or whatever the real name for it is, …
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  6. 3 themed images from my past few years

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    February 10, 2013 by socialpariah

    1. I worked in a burrito joint for three years while i was saving up to buy the bar.  Every …
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  7. 3 boring things.

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    February 1, 2013 by socialpariah

    -For some reason, I am determined to learn to play Fleet Foxes‘ Blue Ridge Mountains on every available instrument in …
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